Speaking of which, there is a girl in my first year class who has done nothing but complain about a 30pg dissertation we've had all semester to work on. It's due tomorrow. As of six minutes ago, she was sitting in the hallway writing the first words of it as she researched at the same time. (She was reading something about indirect indexicality of Japanese women's speech...or something.) Normally, I would empathize with such a predicament, but I don't like her. At all. She reminds me of a retarded sloth (like the one in ICE AGE...except more self-righteous) and Gollum. At the same time. So I think it's funny. Ha. Ha.
Note from Mitch Hedberg: If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down the street together and he tripped and fell...that would be completely unacceptable.
PS this is what part of the alphabet would look like if there were no q's or r's.